This guy is paying for this?

I hope he has insurance!!!

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Ropeless Jumprope

How much lazier can we get? Are we really that dumbfounded by learning a simple skill that we must remove the part that involves the skill?

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Uhhhhh?

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The Perfect Bum is just a casual walk away in some "magic" shoes.

Another wonderful gimmick that will entice the masses and lead them blindly into believing that they will achieve the perfect butt, nice toned legs, and some fitness.... Gag me, it is just another get rich quick scheme.

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The Washboard Con

I simply cannot believe the garbage they sell on TV. These so called "fitness gurus" make up some bullshit machine that claims to give you the perfect 6-pack and walk away with millions of dollars. Are they on to something? They have to be soulless human beings that have no problem taking advantage of the masses. Maybe, I should jump on this bandwagon and skip my way to financial freedom.


The Ab Circle. A treadmill for your abs. With 3 mins a day and 5 payments of $39.95 you can have a set of washboard abs in no time! Give me a break...

Oh and check this one out. The Ab Rocket for 99.95 you can look like this under paid model.

Save your money people!

Ellen Shakes It

In a mear 6 mins a day you can shake your way with the fastest and easiest way to get long, lean and toned muscles.

and for the men.

Is this the new holy grail of fitness?

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Just off the newstands

Have you ever noticed every 2nd week of the month we have a whole mess of Men's Health, Men's Fitness, Self, Shape, etc. Subscribers do all kinds of silly exercises in the gym? Keep an eye out for this common trend.

Now, lets dive into this post real quick...

I was sittting at my desk and decided to google mens health under the images tab for shits n' giggles to see what would come up. I was shortly bombarded by cover after cover of the magazine Men's Health. As I looked over the covers I started to notice a trend on the key words that they constantly use to attract readers. I saved a number of covers to share with you what I had discovered. (See Below)

What 3 words do you see repeated throughout all 3 covers? Let me give you a minute (insert Jeopardy music...) Got it? Yup, that is correct: LOSE YOUR GUT!

Yes, I know there are a number of other repeated words but those are the big bold ones. Now Check out these covers...

And these are all about FLAT-BELLY FOODS! Ahhhh-ha right like that is true.

And then there is the last bunch SIX-PACK ABS! Oh okay, so thats how you get one...

I think you get at what I am getting at....RIGHT??? There is another repeated set saying GET BACK IN SHAPE!

Where is the originality? What is it? Every quarter rotates between headlines... WOW! Money talks and these headlines make money, but does it make a difference in a person's life? Will you make that difference, that change from following this magazine? NO, YOU WILL NOT!